world of traction

1 month into my job, and i still haven't learnt to set up traction yet. HAHA.
thankfully my nurses are so fabulous and will set it up without asking me to help - it must be pretty clear that i am clueless!

seems that most people in ortho are nice! :) albeit totally clueless on how to manage patients other than surgically. hmmm. i have given up trying to stop the avalanche of referrals we write on a daily basis asking other disciplines to "please come and see the patient", now i just write them jadedly without asking if they are really needed. :\
each day, i can send about 5 referral letters! oh dear :(

but i must say, those who review my patients are so SUPER NICE and patient with me. they have hardly scolded me, and they are so kindly and i feel so inspired after talking to some of them :)

my greatest thrill thus far was having a pregnant trauma patient! :) i was utterly comfortable managing her. whee! :) but no, i don't wish for more pregnant women to come to me. hehe

renal patients are my greatest nightmare. they have oedematous hands, horrible veins, and AVFs that malfunction so easily. :( :( :( they are usually broke from years of dialysis, grumpy from being poked so many times, and are so immunocompromised and so unwell that they make surgery a nightmare. which equates to - my nightmare because the surgeons will leave that to me. :\ OH DEARIE ME :( :( :(

but that's not to say that the orthopods are horrid people! they are VERY good at what they do. my lovely resident even bought me dinner on call and another let me go up to sleep, saying he could handle all the work. OHHHH LOVE :)

seems like one of the senior residents in another hospital is looking for that special someone! i heard he announced to the whole OT in the middle of an op "I AM SINGLE AND AVAILABLE" very loudly, and when nobody said anything, he went on to say "WHY NO TAKERS!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and in that same hospital - a bunch of orthopods also call themselves: the backslab boys!
oh my goodness oh my goodness hahahaha!

alright alright enough of this nonsense. haha!

of bones and rods

in a fit of fatigue, crossness and irritation (that is wholly induced by my new rotation and my current workmate), i told my senior residen, "I HATE ORTHO!!!!" before i could stop myself.
OOPS. that was a real "open mouth insert foot" moment.

thankfully i recovered enough to remove my big fat foot and apologise profusely, but he'd already burst into amused laughter by then. SO SUPER NICE :D

i'm grateful he's going to be my resident on call when i slog through my first ortho call (HORRORS)! can't ask for a nicer person :D

the world of bones and rods is a world i am wholly unaccustomed too, and i find myself missing the world of women and babies terribly insanely much so. i miss caesars, i miss epi repairs, i miss VEs, i miss CTGs (so much easier to read than ECGs!), i miss ultrasound pelvis, i miss alot of things. i miss the nurses, the residents, the administrative things. and the PLUGS, ohhhhh, THE PLUGS!!!!

but that's not to say ortho is entirely hateful. the nurses here are fabulous (mostly!) and really do try. the workload can be very light and i get to eat lunch!
days are early but i don't have to do 630 am rounds :)

on the bad side? i am this toilet bowl, as all interns are - we suck up all the shit that is flushed down, and there can really be alot alot of shit.
i need to remind myself that orthopods are VERY GOOD at what they do. and not at anything else, unfortunately! :\

getting scolded by other departments is a daily affair - seems like everyone is too scared to scold the attendings so they end up scolding you instead. ah well.

presenting at trauma rounds cm, trying to grow a thicker skin because i'm sure to get scolded so bad. hopefully i emerge tear free! :D

exams!

here we go again! new start, new exam toms. freaking out. the questions are so hard, i had no time to study for this, and i'm sure to fail. oh well.

have left OB/GYN for new rotation to ortho, am having OB/GYN withdrawal symptoms so bad :(